Karma’s a Pussy
Now you would think that by all appearances John is being rewarded for all those charitable works…
What isn’t mentioned is that John swindled all of those charities and he is being punished. You see that pussy he is excitedly getting jammed in is one of the skankiest anyone has ever seen and he is cursed to his new life of cheesy repugnant pussy forever…or till he dissolves in one.